HANDLE: ERIC FOLTIN
ALIAS: SYSOP
STATUS: ONLINE / MOSTLY FUNCTIONAL
ACCESS LEVEL: ROOT / ADMINISTRATOR
LOCATION: EASTERN OHIO
NODE: FOLT.IN
OCCUPATION: MEALS ON WHEELS DRIVER

SYSTEM PROFILE:
Gen X operator running on punk rock, caffeine, sarcasm, obsolete technology, and whatever patience remains after dealing with modern society.

INTEREST MODULES:
Linux / Unix systems
80s and 90s punk rock
Retro computers and old-school technology
WordPress and independent websites
Geocaching and geohashing
Dogs and animal rescue

AUDIO INPUT:
Pennywise / The Lillingtons / Misfits / Henry Rollins

CONNECTED DEVICES:
iPad / Linux servers / aging hardware that still works better than half the internet

ASSOCIATED CANINES:
Larkin / Jersey / additional local chaos agents

PRIMARY DIRECTIVE:
Deliver meals, maintain the node, build strange little corners of the web, listen to loud music, take care of the dogs, and avoid unnecessary interaction with malfunctioning humans.

SYSTEM MESSAGE:
Independent web operator. No algorithm required.
No corporate platform approval requested.
Full read/write access retained.