FOLT.IN SYSOP PROFILE v1.99
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[ARCHIVES] BLOG POSTS, STATIC BUILDS, AND DIGITAL EXHAUST
[BLOGROLL] A DIRECTORY OF WEBSITES WORTH EXPLORING.
[PROJECTS] HALF-BUILT IDEAS THAT SOMEHOW STILL RUN
[WHOIS] PERSONAL LOGS, BACKGROUND DATA, AND SYSOP INFORMATION.
[CONTACT] SEND ELECTRONIC MAIL INTO THE VOID
USER INFORMATION
NAME............. ERIC FOLTIN
LOCATION......... BRIDGEPORT SECTOR / OHIO VALLEY
STATUS........... ONLINE
OCCUPATION....... ASSISTANT MANAGER / MEALS ON WHEELS DRIVER
SPECIALIZATION... KEEPING SYSTEMS RUNNING DESPITE EVERYTHING
ACTIVE INTERESTS
> CAMPING
TEMPORARILY ESCAPING MODERN CIVILIZATION
AND PRETENDING THE INTERNET DOES NOT EXIST.
> GEOCACHING
USING SATELLITES TO FIND TINY CONTAINERS
HIDDEN BY OTHER PEOPLE WITH QUESTIONABLE HOBBIES.
> TERMINAL-STYLE WEB DESIGN
REBUILDING THE INTERNET THE WAY IT LOOKED
BEFORE EVERY WEBSITE TURNED INTO A CORPORATE APP.
> DOG FOSTERING
WORKING WITH RESCUE DOGS THROUGH
THE ROAD HOME ANIMAL PROJECT.
LOCAL SYSTEMS
DOG_01........... JERSEY / SAINT BERNARD
DOG_02........... LARKIN / BELGIAN MALINOIS
DOG_03........... ALDO / MINIATURE PINCHER
ALL SYSTEMS CURRENTLY OPERATIONAL.
SOME SYSTEMS BARK EXCESSIVELY.
FIELD NOTES
THE SYSOP CURRENTLY OPERATES BETWEEN
REAL-WORLD RESPONSIBILITIES AND DIGITAL PROJECTS,
USUALLY POWERED BY CAFFEINE AND SHEER STUBBORNNESS.
KNOWN TO MAINTAIN TERMINAL-STYLE WEB PAGES,
COLLECT DIGITAL ODDITIES, AND ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE
SMALL PIECES OF THE EARLY INTERNET BEFORE THEY
DISAPPEAR INTO CORPORATE SLUDGE FOREVER.
FREQUENTLY FOUND:
- WORKING ON HALF-FINISHED PROJECTS
- FIXING THINGS THAT WERE WORKING YESTERDAY
- DRIVING AROUND THE OHIO VALLEY
- COVERED IN DOG HAIR
- STARING AT HTML FILES AT UNREASONABLE HOURS
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LAST UPDATED: 11/13/1999
PROFILE DATA MAY BE SLIGHTLY CORRUPTED
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