07.20.2026 — 08:56 PM EDT
ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO STAY INSIDE
Oh look, I redesigned the web log. Because what humanity truly needed was yet another pitch-black void reflecting our collective lack of purpose.
Behold the high-contrast typography. Truly, staring at blazing white text on a black void at nearly nine o’clock at night is precisely how I want to burn out my retinas while ignoring the mounting stack of bills and existential dread. Whatever. It matches my soul. Which is dead. Whatever.